Gabby says “Hi.”
I think I mentioned how upset Gabby was over the title of this email series. She is still upset.
I told her she can’t control everything, especially the stuff in my head. She sometimes blurs the line between being at the Cat Cafe and being in my head. She thinks I am wrong, that all cats have good eyesight and balance.
Not winning that argument so I’ll continue on.
I was going to call these emails Catnip & Cookies, but that would distract her. She has a catnip addiction that she denies.
She doesn’t like Gabby’s Mews either, which I thought was cute.
So, I settled for Gabby’s Bits and you can imagine how that went.
Gabby Bits Bites!
Here’s our conversation.
Gabby is staring at the screen with a scrunched face, her piglet-like feet leaning in. “I don’t like that name. Change it.”
Smiling. “I like it. It tells us you have bits; small things to say.”
“Are you making fun of my size?”
“No, I think Bits fits. Oh, I rhymed.”
She turned her head to look at me. “You’re talking about my bits. That’s kinda personal.”
“Gabby, you don’t have bits.”
She stared at me, boring a hole in my head.
“I’m a cat. I have more bits than you.”
Oops. She is right.
“Change it!” Gabby said.
“No. I like it.”
“Change it or I’ll hiss at you,” she said.
“Hmmm. How about if I call it Gabby’s Hisses & Kisses?” I blew her a kiss.
She blinked and stomps away. “Fine. Keep the stupid bits. If people ask to see my bits, I’m moving to someone else’s head.”
Whispered, “yes, bits it is,” I said.
From the other room. “I can hear you. I’m in your head, remember?”
How can I forget? I think to myself.
Thanks for reading about Gabby’s bits. There will be more to come. In the meantime, she wants a banner. She always wants something.
“I heard that too!” Gabby said.
CJ & Gabby
PS Gabby wants you to tell me what you think about her bits… I mean the title of her blog.
Gabby would like to know if you have seen the cover reveal for Caturday Knife Special.
“CJ shared the cover yesterday, I wasn’t invited. Why?
She didn’t want me taking all the attention away from her dumb cover. The cover is OK, it’s better than the first two. The only reason I like it is that I’m on the front cover. My fur looks good!
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